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• Stoner Puke (above)
• Turtle Falls Over
• Eyeball Snot
• Pogo Stick Show And Tell
• Stretcher Fail
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Redneck Bonfire
• Sea Monster
• Web Redemption raw clip: Taxi Dave
• Soccer Throw in

It's so much cheaper to take Grandma on vacation now that she's losing it.

[via Izismile]

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PETA can say what they want about the surfing,
but the pink wig was the dog's idea.

Going strong on Break right now, the above video entitled "Crowd Surfing Jump Doesn't End Well."

Calling the move seen above "crowd surfing" is a bit of a gift.  Surfers usually don't plunge ass first into the water from 25 feet above the ocean.  Surfing involves a certain level of coordination and grace.

The lesson to be learned here: To crowd surf, you need more than an ample density of human bodies.  You also must approach the crowd at a rate of speed that will allow them to catch you.

An analogy: It's easy to hold a bullet in your hand, unless, of course, that bullet has just been fired out of a shotgun.

So as you can see, crowd surfing is simple math: If you weigh 180 pounds and you've drank 30 beers in the past 5 hours, your blood alcohol content is too high for you to attempt to crowd surf.

[via This Is Freaking Ridiculous]