surfing

It's so much cheaper to take Grandma on vacation now that she's losing it.

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"And that's how the Tosh.0 blog killed my brother."

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Uh, yeah, of course surfing the web all day is "not hot."  We get to do it indoors… with air conditioning.

I'll take the chick at the computer any day of the week.  Because I don't care what US Weekly or whatever says, there's nothing hot about a girlfriend who constantly says, "Oh, it's so nice out!  Let's go the beach!"  We were just at the beach last week.  It hasn't changed.  But if I miss a new image on the Internet, it might not get reposted for weeks!

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Somewhere there's a guy surfing who has a plastic figurine of a preteen boy giving a thumbs up in his hair.

When these two meet, that's when all that crazy 2012, end-of-the-world shit goes down.

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We received hundreds of comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Chris Twins.

Who says Katy Perry isn't a bitch with some talent?

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PETA can say what they want about the surfing,
but the pink wig was the dog's idea.

Going strong on Break right now, the above video entitled "Crowd Surfing Jump Doesn't End Well."

Calling the move seen above "crowd surfing" is a bit of a gift.  Surfers usually don't plunge ass first into the water from 25 feet above the ocean.  Surfing involves a certain level of coordination and grace.

The lesson to be learned here: To crowd surf, you need more than an ample density of human bodies.  You also must approach the crowd at a rate of speed that will allow them to catch you.

An analogy: It's easy to hold a bullet in your hand, unless, of course, that bullet has just been fired out of a shotgun.

So as you can see, crowd surfing is simple math: If you weigh 180 pounds and you've drank 30 beers in the past 5 hours, your blood alcohol content is too high for you to attempt to crowd surf.

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Wow! Look at how fun the internet used to be for kids!

Too bad it's turned into a YouTube free for all where kids across the country are ruining their lives by forever digitally embedding their mark on the world with horrible vlogs and web comments. I'd love to see some kid get denied a job in 2064 for writing hundreds of comments like "I hope you die this video sux and has no point!!!!!!!!" that he wrote when he was nine and can never erase. I wonder if they cover that in this book. At least we didn't have the internet when I was too young to voice my opinion in a public forum. Now I'm older and have a job where I can do it on daily basis. Guess it all works out.

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