surprise

Bride gets a preview of his "ohhh face."

[via Reddit]

Get the deluxe package. It includes mylar balloons and a smoke machine.

[via Acid Cow]

"Working."

"Work on."

The start of the week isn't even a surprise, yet it still hurts.

[via Unique Daily]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

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Parents are the worst. They dangle the birthplace of the tow truck in front of you and then they say, just kidding, we're going to ride rollercoasters and meet a princess instead.

Oh really, Mom, the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique!?! That's no International Towing and Recovery Hall of Fame and Museum!!!

[via The Daily What]

Luckily, last week, no one bothered to suggest a video in the comments.  Nice work, guys.

I say "luckily" in that it was lucky for Sarah Johnson because I had to go back to the previous week and use her suggestion of Surprise Trust Falls.

It's just like my mom always told me: If other people are apathetic enough, eventually you will come out on top.

Can you guys get your act together and actually suggest a video this week?  Thanks.

Beyonce surprised a group of students at Harlem School PS 161 by joining them while they danced her "Move Your Body" workout routine.

Yeah, it's cool she's getting kids to work out. Yeah, they're great dancers. And yeah, it's awesome that she surprised them. But the thing is, she was probably already in New York City and that's why it was easy for her to stop by.

This kind of stuff never happens for children in, say, Nantucket. Fucking Harlem kids get everything.

[via Dlisted]

Surprise! You have to listen to me rap over the intercom.

Is this what celebrities do on planes now? They "graciously" agree to entertain the non-famous passengers?

Geena Davis was on my flight home last time and she didn't perform an impromptu scene from Beetlejuice or anything. But she did cut all of us in line. And that was unexpected!

[via Urlesque]

There are 8 days left to bid on the snow-covered surprise car for sale on eBay. It's a gamble but the seller promises satisfaction:

We believe you, sir. The all-caps Comic Sans shows us you mean business!!!

Man, remember when you used to have to look in the paper for a used car then you had to go and snow it up yourself? The Internet has changed everything.

[via reddit]

You totally didn't see that coming! You're all like, "Why am I watching this skateboarder? Ahh! Bruce Willis is a ghost???"

[via TBT]