Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- 30 high school kids suspended because of twerk video. But the internet made them do it!
- You can't name your baby Anal anymore. Yeah I know. It sucks.
- Some chick took boobie pics during the A's game, marking the first interesting thing to happen at a baseball game.
- Here's Vanilla Ice as Captain Hook… HOW THE HELL DID I MISS THIS.
- Amanda Bynes is playing Strip Twitter with herself lately. Cool fishnets.
- The worst children's toys ever made, besides My First Rifle (too soon?)
- Nipples! Because I've given you enough butts lately.
- Sex toy races are all the rage in Vegas. I hope they treat them humanely.
- Someone's looking for a nudist roommate. If you wanna jack off together that's cool too.
- And for you crazy cats out there, here's 80's Don Draper's Twitter account. Yes.
[photo via Barstool]