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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• 30 high school kids suspended because of twerk video. But the internet made them do it!
• You can't name your baby Anal anymore. Yeah I know. It sucks.
• Some chick took boobie pics during the A's game, marking the first interesting thing to happen at a baseball game.
• Here's Vanilla Ice as Captain Hook… HOW THE HELL DID I MISS THIS.
• Amanda Bynes is playing Strip Twitter with herself lately. Cool fishnets.
• The worst children's toys ever made, besides My First Rifle (too soon?)
• Nipples! Because I've given you enough butts lately.
• Sex toy races are all the rage in Vegas. I hope they treat them humanely.
• Someone's looking for a nudist roommate. If you wanna jack off together that's cool too.
• And for you crazy cats out there, here's 80's Don Draper's Twitter account. Yes.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Roncalli High School students were suspended for participating in Tosh.0's Hardcore Parkour. What the fuck, Principal Weisenbach? You call yourself a rebel?!

Hopefully you guys are using your free time to read the blog. WE SUPPORT YOU.

#hardcoreparkour #highschoolsucksanyway

FREE BANANA MAN!!! FREE BANANA MAN!!!

There are so many things I enjoy about this news story. The pictures of hot women on Bryan's wall, the reporter who goes balls to the wall and wears a grape suit, and, of course, the "free the banana man" t-shirts.

Hopefully reporter Pat Collins starts his own high school where students are allowed to wear fruit costumes without fear of suspension. I would send my 14 year-old brother there. Because if there's one thing I want him to learn at an early age, it's that there's nothing wrong with FRUIT SALAD!

[via The DW]