Wake Up, Man Baby
Posted: 05/14/13
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"Well, Jesus Christ, woman! Don't just sit there! Get out of the car and start cooking us something."
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I actually met the Dildo King in person one time. He was kind of a dick. But not really.
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Last Friday, we showed you "Dumb Little Mistake Writes-Off $30,000 SUV Vehicle" and asked you to give us a better title.
We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.
Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.
The video above is called "Dumb Little Mistake Writes-Off $30,000 SUV Vehicle." I wouldn't necessarily call that a "little mistake." They rolled an SUV. You guys gotta have something better…
Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!
The winning title from our last Rename This Video Vote was "Wally goes to Al Qaeda training camp" from Jeremy D. That was my favorite too, people! I think it's funny because why would a turtle join a terrorist group?! Terrorist organizations aren't for turtles! That doesn't make any sense!! Congrats, Jeremy D!
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