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Careful with Your Emoticons

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 21, 2012 at 12:00PM

I heart vaginal, but you don't see me writing it on my car windows.  That's just tacky.

[via Reddit]

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Have You Seen My Oven?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 5, 2012 at 2:00PM

"Well, Jesus Christ, woman!  Don't just sit there!  Get out of the car and start cooking us something."

[via The Clearly Dope]

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accident

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oven

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It's Good to Be King

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 5, 2011 at 1:00PM

I actually met the Dildo King in person one time.  He was kind of a dick.  But not really.

[via Reddit]

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Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 25, 2010 at 12:00PM

Last Friday, we showed you "Dumb Little Mistake Writes-Off $30,000 SUV Vehicle" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.


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Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 21, 2010 at 6:00PM

The video above is called "Dumb Little Mistake Writes-Off $30,000 SUV Vehicle."  I wouldn't necessarily call that a "little mistake."  They rolled an SUV.  You guys gotta have something better…

Think you got a funnier name for this video?  Let us know in the comments!  Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winning title from our last Rename This Video Vote was "Wally goes to Al Qaeda training camp" from Jeremy D.  That was my favorite too, people!  I think it's funny because why would a turtle join a terrorist group?!  Terrorist organizations aren't for turtles!  That doesn't make any sense!!  Congrats, Jeremy D!

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