Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Hedgehog does Wrecking Ball. The only parody that matters.
- Nate Burleson crashed his SUV and broke his arm trying to save a pizza. Worth it.
- 25 texts from your grandma. Zero chance my grandmother could text.
- Atheist church is a thing now. Amen?
- A cheating girlfriend is confronted. Jokes on you guys, she doesn't care.
- Deep fried bacon cheeseburger looks like a heart attack rock.
- 14 baby pandas in a crib!!! IT'S ALL HAPPENING.
- 36 sexy arched backs. Ladies: arch 'em. They love it.
- A shrimp fight is broken up by a frog. Who else is gonna do it?
- And the Teen Mom porn star is making her lady parts into sex toys. One day her daughter will be proud of Mommy's rubber butthole.
[video via Videogum]