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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Mama June got married in a camo dress. Ironically, I wish I hadn't seen her in it. 
• A very vulgar kid, who I can only assume is Mike The Miz twenty years ago.
• Baby eyebrows are all kinds of scary.
• Jose Canseco is great at Twitter. But Shaq's better.
• Sexy girls in sports bras, anyone? My diet starts Monday. Ah fuck it IS Monday.
• This chick took a calculator to prom. I wonder if it took her V-card (Volume card).
• Here's a baby water-skiing in gross water. Parenting, amiright?
• Mother's Day gift guide! Which is 85% kitchen-related.
• Old lady twins who always dress the same? They've spent their entire husbandless lives arguing about which necklace they're going to wear.
• And IRON MAN 3 FULL MOVIE STREAMING ONLINE FOR FREE!! You're welcome.

[photo via Buzzfeed]

New to parenting? Well, here's all you need to know. The smaller part of the diaper goes in front and if you press 9-3-5 over and over again on a Vtech Play & Learn Phone, it'll say motherfucker.

You're all set.

[via Blame It On The Voices]

Some may say that Brooke is being silly and it's never going to happen. Others may say that her hopes are too high.

But I say Brooke will have a Viewer Video hit on the show. Because from what I know of her, I see that she is inclined to literal truth and that she views things as they really are.

Her chances are slim, sure. But she knows that. She's practical. It says it right there in her Twitter bio.

If you're as confident as Brooke, send us your stuff.  But realistically it will probably suck and we'll never use it on the show.