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Bleep Key

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | March 3, 2010 at 5:00PM

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Ever wonder what all those bleep noises on the show are covering up?

Here's every word that the censors made us bleep on tonight's show in order of their appearance:

FUCK, FUCKING, SHIT, FUCK, SHIT, SHIT, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, SHIT, SHIT, FUCKING, DICKS, FUCKER, FUCKING, FUCKING, FUCKING, DICK, SHIT, SHIT

That's a lot of money in the swear jar. Pay up!

And don't forget to check right here every week before showtime so you can follow the filthy words with our latest Bleep Key! Tune in tonight at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central for a brand new episode of Tosh.0!

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Bleep Key

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | February 24, 2010 at 7:30PM

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Ever wonder what all those bleep noises on the show are covering up?

Here's every word that the censors made us bleep on tonight's show in order of their appearance:

dicks, shit, fucking, shit, dicks, fucking, fucking, shit, fucking, shit

Watch cho' mouth!

And don't forget to check right here every week before showtime so you can follow the filthy words with our latest Bleep Key! Tune in tonight at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central for a brand new episode of Tosh.0!

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Bleep Key

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | February 10, 2010 at 8:30PM

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Ever wonder what all those bleep noises on the show are covering up?

Here's every word that the censors made us bleep on tonight's show in order of their appearance:

DICK, FUCK, FUCK, DICKS, DICKS, DICKS, FUCK, SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER, FAGGOT, COCK, NIGGAS, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, SHIT, ASSHOLE

Go add the appropriate amount of money to the swear jar.

And don't forget to check right here every week before showtime so you can follow the filthy words with our latest Bleep Key!

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Bleep Key

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | February 3, 2010 at 11:42PM

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Ever wonder what all those bleep noises on the show are covering up?

Here's every word that the censors made us bleep on tonight's show in order of their appearance:

fucking, fucking, queer, shit, shit

Now go wash your mouth out with soap.

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Bleep Key

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | January 27, 2010 at 9:30PM

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Ever wonder what all those bleep noises on the show are covering up?

Here's every word that the censors made us bleep on tonight's show in order of their appearance:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, HOLY FUCKING SHIT, HOLY FUCKING SHIT, SHITTING, RETARD, RETARD, TARD, RE RE, RETARDO, FUCK, SHITTY, MOUTHY, SHIT, COCKtease

Yeah, even "Mouthy."

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