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Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 13, 2014 at 6:00PM

Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic. 

What did I tell you, kids? If you're ever thirsty in the middle of the night, get a cold pop. Water is dumb.

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Oh Louise, You're The Best

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 6, 2014 at 2:00PM

If Bubb Rubb and Sweet Brown had a baby that was incredibly old…

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The Year's Most Awesome Tattoo!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 27, 2013 at 10:00AM

If there is one thing I have time for, it's this.

The winner of the year's most awesome tattoo, by a very small margin, goes to whoever the hell had Ain't Nobody Got Time For That permanently inked onto their skin. Like seriously, this person rules.

It was a close race, but I suppose Spider Faces and Dick Scorpions weren't enough for you guys. You went for real quality. How classy! Now go into the kitchen and get me a cold pop.

I… This Is Amazing.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 28, 2013 at 12:00PM

Unless "dat" is a beautifully executed tattoo, in which case I have all the time in the world.

Remember when she taught Daniel about fire safety? That was a fun day.

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Jesus Christ, Sweet Brown Is Still Killing It

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 8, 2013 at 2:00PM

I'd tell her to get her teeth cleaned every six months but I think I know what she'd say.

Also, this bitch has parlayed one moment of pure gold into a real estate commercial, a Web Redemption, and now this. Oh and Beyonce quoted her after the Super Bowl NO BIG DEAL.

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