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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

Bathing Suits Can Be So Expensive

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 16, 2013 at 4:00PM

plasticbathingsuit

This one was free with the purchase of some milk!

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Someone Forgot To Bundle Up

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 19, 2013 at 5:00PM

Coming to NBC this fall: "Karen And The Nude Dude!"

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Fan Favorites: Average Homeboy Web Redemption

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 22, 2012 at 6:00PM

I don't want to brag or anything but I am Facebook friends with Denny Hazen Blaze. And sometimes he writes things like, "Your smile is blazin'!" on my wall.

Perks of the job, people. Perks of the job.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Is It Racist? – Blog Edition

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 8, 2012 at 11:00AM

YUP.

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Space Those Letters Out, Sign

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 11, 2012 at 4:00PM

Unless you're advertising to the large group of people who get turned the fuck on by Shrek spin-offs.

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Snorkeling Anyone?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 8, 2012 at 4:00PM

Behind the scenes at the long-awaited Free Willy porn parody.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Water Horse

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 10, 2011 at 12:00PM

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it f@ck you.

We received nearly two thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Dave Stretton.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Water Horse

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 6, 2011 at 4:00PM

It's like the instant the lifeguard turns his back the horseplay starts.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Christopher Furlong/Getty Images]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Flotation Device

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 3, 2011 at 12:00PM


There's got to be a better way to wash the sperm off of your sex doll.

We received nearly a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Matthew Muntean.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Flotation Device

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 31, 2011 at 4:00PM

People go nuts once they hit international waters.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

[photo: PETRAS MALUKAS/Stringer/AFP/Getty Images]

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