swimming

Coming to NBC this fall: "Karen And The Nude Dude!"

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What if I have inactive diarrhea that's just waiting for the right moment like say, in a pool?

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You know fathers, always "threatening to chop of their daughters' tits with a hatchet."

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Is it just me, or are all swimmers stoners?

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Make sure you come up for air.

We've got a light load today but we'll be back in full tomorrow. Go eat a hot dog or something. USA! USA! USA!

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"Ugh.  'You're pooping'?  Your improvisations always suck.  I'm going back to giving the people what they want… goggle strap chewing.  There.  That's better.  That's a hit video.  Goggle strap chewing."

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2. The second rule of pool party is you DO NOT talk about the pool at POOL PARTY.

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Well excuse me for asking what seems like an obvious question, but which pool can I use with my diarrhea?

Because I did not leave my house and come all the way here — despite battling the discomfort of diarrhea — to not go for a swim.

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As male ice skater Johnny Weir once said*, "It's not gay if you do it in midair."

*Not an actual Johnny Weir quote

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On Friday we were all Tom Brady on a water slide. Life was good. We were excited. The future was filled with fun.

But now the long weekend is over and we're back to the grind. And now matter how fast we paddle our tiny Chihuahua legs, we still don't go anywhere.

Is it the weekend yet? I'm already drowning in this air.

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