swimsuit

It's bad enough my swimsuit pinches at my waist but now everyone's grabbing my sack thinking it's a stress ball!

[via Epic Fail]

"You guys are pervs.  I'm not a peace of meat.  Now I have to go cover myself in marinade and lay on the grill for awhile."

[via I Am Bored]

Whoa.  You were "horrified"?

Maybe you should spend less time thinking about yourself and more time thinking about showing courtesy to others.  Or maybe you should spend a lot more time thinking about yourself and realize you look ridiculous walking around like that in public.  The differences between self-confidence and dignity can be subtle, but they exist.

However the story ends on a happy note: She says she'll "never shop at Walmart again."  That's one terrible Walmart customer down, millions to go.

By the way, Molly Blancett, you can wear that black bikini top in my Walmart any day.  Rawr.

[via Dlisted]

You're doing it wrong.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Last Friday, we showed you "Russian Bikini Lady Dumps Ice Cold Buckets of Water on Self" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Russian Bikini Lady Dumps Ice Cold Buckets of Water on Self."  So many words for a title, am I right??  Let's go for something slightly shorter and far more hilarious.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

In a victory for pun lovers everywhere, the winner of Tuesday's Rename This Video Vote was Samuel Edward Shopp with his title, "Mortal Tomcat."  I believe this marks the first time a cat video has been retitled without using the word "pussy."  I'm so proud of you guys!  My little Renamers are growing up.  Great work, Samuel!  Congratulations!

You don't get to be Miss Hooters of Cape Coral, Florida without the support of your family.

[via i-a-b]

…Zach Galifianakis will find you. And he'll make you take his picture.

Four episodes of Tosh.0 start TONIGHT at 8:00pm on Comedy Central!

[Vanity Fair]

We received over two thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

This week's winning caption comes from one of our mobile users: Stephen.

To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSHSMOM to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back Monday at 4 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

"See!  I told you that's where we parked it!
In the middle of the ocean!"