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Zack Vs. Dinosaur

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 7, 2012 at 12:00PM

Thanks to Youtube, future generations will be able to pinpoint the exact day they started to hate their parents.

[via Tastefully O]

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T-Rex Trying Things

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 1, 2012 at 5:00PM

T-Rex Trying… is a new tumblr full of pictures of a poor Tyrannosaurus Rex attempting to do things. Like, mail a letter or play tetherball or make balloon animals.

Since you're bored, go ahead and use those loooong arms to check out all the things T-Rex can't do. Like reach a keyboard. Haha. Stupid giant lizard.

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Your Garden + Dinosaur Statue = Heaven

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 23, 2010 at 3:00PM

Do you find that your garden gnomes just aren?t pleasing you anymore?

Do you have $7,500 and literally nothing at all to spend it on?

Have you ever had a girlfriend?

If you answered yes to the first two questions and no to the last question then, listen up! Your wildest dream is about to come true! What? No. The planet Tatooine is not real. Sorry. Your second wildest dream is about to come true!

You can now own a Jurassic-sized T-Rex statue! Design TOSCANO's largest-ever sculpture stands at 22 feet long and 11 feet tall with ?rows of menacing teeth? and ?a fearsome tail and scaly skin?.

This is $7,500 of pure badassery, people. You need this. Your garden would never be the same. Call your mom downstairs and see what she thinks!

[via Geekologie]

Being Resurrected by the Internet

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | September 10, 2009 at 1:00PM

Telegraph

The Daily Telegraph had a sassy little article on Friday which listed 50 things that are being killed by the internet. The internet is an amazing place and a newspaper is ironically dissecting what it's killing. Well, I'll gladly trade "Memory" (#13 for the Telegraph) for a few literal versions of music videos of yore. Off the top of my head, I have 15 things that are thankfully being resurrected from the dead by the internet:

  1. Never Gonna Give You Up
  2. Geeks
  3. Clip shows
  4. Old infomercials
  5. Tron
  6. Wolf t-shirts
  7. Yellow journalism (blogs)
  8. The trailer for The Shining
  9. Patrick Duffy
  10. T-rex
  11. GI Joe PSAs
  12. Robocop and
  13. Unicorns
  14. Pirates
  15. Bill Cosby

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Twitter and Dinosaur Comics Create Auto-Humor

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | August 18, 2009 at 10:00AM

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Let me explain this. It is a mash-up that automatically places a random Tweet from the Twitter public timeline in the first panel. Then, it automatically fills the second panel with a random Dinosaur Comic ( you've seen them before). Finally, it automatically makes you laugh.

Fully-automated humor like this is the next phase for shows on VH1.

Above is just an image of an awesome Dino-Tweet that I "made." See the real widget at idefex.netor click through the jump…

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