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We Have Fun Here

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 22, 2013 at 1:00PM

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In case some of you missed the joke, it's "Men don't have tits."

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I Guess You Could Say I'm A 'Nazi' About Grammar

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 25, 2013 at 2:00PM

"…But really I just hate Jews."

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Not Sure If I Should Hide My Grandma Or Set Her Up

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 6, 2013 at 2:00PM

He's also in the Large Scale Gardening Project Club but that shirt's lame.

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Mom Always Told Me The Same Thing

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 5, 2013 at 3:00PM

Weirdest Dentyne Ice ad ever.

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Any Takers?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 1, 2013 at 2:00PM

Weird choice of shirt for a family reunion.

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Time To Learn A New Word, Kids

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 27, 2013 at 10:00AM

OK: "You have a beautiful daughter."

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Excellent Question

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 15, 2013 at 11:00AM

FYI, that's the catchphrase from the popular Japanese sitcom, "Who Is Cunt Now?"

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Is That A Threat?

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 12, 2013 at 5:00PM

Best Roller Derby team name ever.

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Uh, Can't You Read, Officer?

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 12, 2013 at 3:00PM

Shoulda gone with your "Arrest Me If You Have A Tiny Weener" t-shirt.

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Do You Though?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 7, 2013 at 12:00PM

You're sitting in Starbucks on your laptop. I think you scare black people.

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