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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Socket To Me

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 10, 2012 at 12:00PM

He wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit him.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Justin Jasman.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Socket To Me

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 6, 2012 at 4:00PM

It's all fun and games 'til somebody's eye turns into a ping pong ball.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

[photo: Feng Li/Staff/Getty Images]

This Toddler Is Better Than You At Ping Pong

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 2, 2012 at 2:00PM

Last time you sat on a ping pong table it broke and you bruised your tailbone and you had to sit on one of those embarrassing donut pillows for weeks.

Remember that, fatass?

[via The Daily What]

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Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 3, 2011 at 12:00PM

Last Friday, we showed you "Crazy Ping Pong Spin Shot" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 28, 2011 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Crazy Ping Pong Spin Shot."  What's crazy is that foreigners actually take a sport seriously that was invented to be played in a basement.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of Tuesday's Rename This Video Vote was Noel Duran who was able to blow (pun intended) the other entries away with his title, "Charlie Sheen's Drugs Have Been Found!!!"  Ahahahahahaha!!!!!!  Who's Charlie Sheen?  Congratulations, Noel!!

The Future Is Now

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 30, 2010 at 11:00AM

At first I thought these people were pathetic, but then I realized I am the one staring at a picture of them on the Internet while lying alone in my PJs on the couch.

It almost makes me want to sit up and play some Wii Table Tennis.

[via The Daily What]

More Like Ping-Pong Buzzkill!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 27, 2010 at 12:00PM

Dude, that cat just RUINED your perfectly good game of ping-pong!

If a cat ran onto the court during a professional table tennis match, you wouldn't exclaim, "Hey!  It's ping-pong kitty!"  You'd say, "Hey!  Get that stupid f***ing cat outta here!"

But even more appalling is that is video is posted by The Orlando Sentinel on their YouTube page with the following description: "Miss Sadie of Orlando tries to get in on a game of ping-pong during a Thanksgiving family reunion. See more animal news at www.orlandosentinel.com/animal crazy."

"See more animal news"??  How the hell is this "animal news"?  How is this "NEWS"??

Hey, lady, better get this in to "Funniest Videos" quick before the whole world has burned in the apocalypse, which was inadvertently started by The Orlando Sentinel.

[via BuzzFeed]

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Have Tosh.0 Your Way Results: Faceplant

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 27, 2009 at 4:00PM

Last week's Have Tosh.0 Your Way post was our most popular yet, generating well over 1,000 comments!  We dug through every single one of them looking for the best user submitted caption to the "Faceplant" picture.

What we ended up with was blurry vision from too much time reading off a computer screen and the following caption from a comment left by the user Stokes Wallace.

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From this day on, the company was known as Wham-O.

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back tomorrow at 12 pm for another edition of Have Tosh.0 Your Way where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 caption challenge using your phone, text COMEDY to 44686 and we'll send you the link. While there you can also sign up to get a text message whenever the latest caption challenge begins.

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Have Tosh.0 Your Way Results: Old School Pong

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 20, 2009 at 4:00PM

We dug through hundreds of comments looking for the best user submitted caption to our "Old School Pong" picture for last week's Have Tosh.0 Your Way post.

This week's featured caption comes from one of our mobile users, Matt Larson.

To enter our next Tosh.0 caption challenge using your phone, text COMEDY to 44686 and we'll send you the link. While there you can also sign up to get a text message whenever the latest caption challenge begins.

oldschoolpong1

"Courtney Love tried a new sport this week….."

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back tomorrow at 12 pm for another edition of Have Tosh.0 Your Way where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!

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Have Tosh.0 Your Way: Old School Pong

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 14, 2009 at 12:00PM

Think you're funnier than Tosh.0?  Post your own joke about this picture, or link us to a video or image you think is better.  If we agree, we might post it on the Tosh.0 homepage!  And check back Monday at 4pm when we'll post our favorites.

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"If I can just win this point they'll let me die."

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