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Oh Good, I Was Worried Not Everything Was A Taco Yet

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 15, 2013 at 5:00PM

waffletaco

"Or, for 50 cents extra, we will punch you in the left ventricle."

[via Izismile]

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Fan Favorites: Tacos Del Rio Fight

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 9, 2013 at 6:00PM

ME TOO, Tomas. It's like we have the same brain.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

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Points For Creativity (Not Money, Just Points)

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 11, 2012 at 1:00PM

To Do List:
1) Get Taco.
2) Notify Government.

[via The Chive]

I Know It's Monday And You're Sad, But..

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 1, 2012 at 10:00AM

At least you're not eating tacos wrong like this fucking idiot.

[via Imgur]

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World's Greatest Food Truck Idea

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 12, 2011 at 4:00PM

Don't get your hopes up…  It's just a prop for an upcoming 2012-slated rom-com staring Emily Blunt and Jason Segel called The Five-Year Engagement.

But you have to ask yourself, which would actually make people happier: an emergency-equipped taco truck or another Jason Segel romantic comedy?

ONLY TIME WILL TELL.  ONLY TIME.

[via Jalopnik]

It's Probably Just A Food Baby

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 16, 2011 at 2:00PM

It's not Josh Duhamel's. It's El Torito's.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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fat

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Pregnant

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Free Tacos At Last! Free Tacos At Last!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 13, 2011 at 2:00PM

I have a dream that one day a white kid will attribute a quote to me in his senior yearbook. And the quote will be about tacos.

[via The HD]

Super Good News for Everyone Regarding Tacos

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 13, 2011 at 1:00PM

Spreading like wildfire on the web, news that Taco Bell has been test marketing tacos that have shells made out of Nacho Cheese Doritos.

Called "Doritos Locos Tacos" — probably because you'd be crazy not to immediately fly to whichever cities are currently blessed with these holy creations — you can get a sneak peak of a customer eating one above.

As he states in the video, "It's everything I expected and more."

Oh, so you mean it's like having a million and one taste bud orgasms shooting through your face hole!!?!  Because that's one more taste bud orgasm than I'd expect to have.

[via Foodbeast]

The Latest Prop 19 Supporter

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 19, 2010 at 2:00PM

No shit you do.

[via BuzzFeed]

Best Place Ever?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 15, 2010 at 3:00PM

You can tell this place isn't in Mexico because they have the Internet.

[via Reddit]

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