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I'm A Total Gym Rat

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 25, 2013 at 6:00PM

It really comes in handy for wiping down the machines.

[via Acid Cow]

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He Might Be Clever But I Doubt He's Smart

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 19, 2012 at 12:00PM

Your soul patch better be in the shape of Otis Redding.

[via Poorly Dressed]

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Cat Tail?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 2, 2010 at 6:00PM

I know many of you hate when I post things with cats.

But you should like this cat.

He likes you!  …a LOT.

[via I Am Bored]

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Drugs Change You

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 24, 2010 at 11:00AM

So, you think you can just play around with powerful psychoactive, psychedelic and illegal drugs like LSD and everything will be fine?

"I have a strong ego and a sharp mind.  I can take it," you blather.

Well let this be a lesson to you: Drugs change you.

They change you into a long-winded, self-centered hippie douche who can't even let your buddy bask in the glory of scoring some tail.

We get it, dude: You're annoying.

[via Reddit]

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