talent show

When I was in 7th grade my best friend Jocelyn and I did a project for our Social Studies class on artificial insemination.

The assignment was to make an educational video and, of course, everyone else took the easy route.

Our classmates filmed themselves baking cakes and giving their pets a bath. But Jocelyn and I wanted to educate our peers on something more meaningful. So, naturally, we tackled the topic of infertility.

I dressed up as a doctor and my brother and Jocelyn were my patients. And by the end of our educational video, they had birthed a tiny baby!

As you can imagine, the project was magnificent.

But for some reason our teacher wouldn't less us show the class. In fact, we were told not to speak of it again.

I guess what I'm saying is, we all did things in middle school that maybe we shouldn't have been so proud of.

[via BWE]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

I now present you with the inner thoughts of the blonde girl in the back row…

0:00: Oh my God, Amber's little brother is going to play the piano. What a nerd.

0:44: He's not that bad. For a 6th grader.

0:52: I've never noticed how cute is before. Wait, what? He's a 6th grader.

1:31: Stop staring. Stop staring. Stop staring.

1:39-1:59: I think I am in love with a 6th grader.

2:06: I want to get in his khaki shorts.

2:40-2:50: I'm totally going to invite myself over to Amber's tonight.

2:59: I can't breathe.

3:17: I'm totally going to do it with Amber's little brother tonight.

100% of my knowledge of modern pop music comes from doing research on what to post on this blog.

So apparently, there is some "hip" new singer called "Ke-Dollar Sign-Ha" (the "ha", I believe, is in reference to the fact that she is a comedy act) who has become a sensation by hanging out with Flo Rida and acting like a lunatic.  I mean, "brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack"?  You're supposed to drinking that shit, honey.  For your teeth, I would recommend Crest.

Now, some embarrassing video of her singing in a middle school talent show has hit the Internet and proved that auto-tune is a perfectly valid way to create a career for yourself.

But don't worry, Ke$ha!  We all have embarrassing videos from our teenage days floating around the web!

[via Dlisted]