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Once you go white.. you're like, "Ehh, it's alright."

According to MSNBC, New Jersey mom Patricia Krentcil was "arrested after police said she brought her 5-year-old daughter into a tanning booth, causing the girl to suffer burns."

I'm assuming her defense rests on the hope that human laws do not apply to talking bronze statues such as herself.

[via The Daily What]

There is a sand castle that's about to get OWNED.

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This is just a base tan for his trip to the sun.

[via Bits and Pieces]

The second season of Jersey Shore started last night in Miami. If you want to tell me you don't know what I'm talking about, then go ahead and watch that old people's reality show.

If you do, get excited, because no other show has produced such an internet buzz than Jersey Shore did last summer when Snooki got punched in the face. These guys have such inflated egos now they'll be tanning, going to the gym and "dancing" even more. And if there's anything I enjoy watching, it's some Guidos dance.

It's like a tornado of bad tans and hair gel.

Or, you could sign up yourself and be part of the action. Get front row seats to the show! Who's excited for the second season? Tell us in the comments.

[via Dlisted]

With the all of the success of MTV's "Jersey Shore" has achieved over the last couple weeks, I decided to check on an old favorite site of mine, Hot Chicks With Douchebags, and see what the latest happenings were over there. Turns out they've just awarded many a douchebag with their second annual "Douchie Awards." The guy above won — wait for it — Orangest Orange Douchie. A well deserved award if you ask me.

The winner for Douchiest Home Video?

All d-bags need a pre-club warm-up. Best part is, he's got more videos of this douchery. See the complete list of Douchie winners at Hot Chicks With Douchebags.

Do you know of some of your own d-bags that deserve a Douchie? Let us see! Post them in the comments below!