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Whooooa there, Shopping Cart. Atta girl.

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Sure, his house has a couch. BUT DOES IT HAVE A PIZZA HUT EXPRESS?

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Also available: A separate but equal amount of White Kid's Computer Desks!

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"Yo Gram, can you go past Toys & Games on your way to Giant Underpants?"

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Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Pumpkin Ladder Fail (above)
• Fun Funeral
• Guy Pukes Steak
• Teaching a Wolf to Howl
• Neck Vagina
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Bad at Karate
• How Not To Feed A Croc
• Hatchet Road Rage (Street Justice)
• Walk the Dinosaur
• Yellow Pee Pee Monster: JC Penny
• Yellow Pee Pee Monster: Shell 2
• Yellow Pee Pee Monster: Target 2
• Yellow Pee Pee Monster: Round Table 4
• Yellow Pee Pee Monster: Longs 2

Walmart carries the Sarah Jessica Parker ceramic for $16.99! Shame on you for jacking up the price.

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Celebrating the best (and worst) of the Tosh.0 blog in 2011.

Despite how it may seem, our goal on the Tosh.0 blog is to make you happy.

Turns out what makes you most happy is beer pong, because our post from 2011 with the most views — by a wide margin — was "Target Knows What You Need For College."

When your alcoholism isn't raging, music is another pastime: the runner up for most popular post went to the dancing vid "Behind Every Great Woman…" and the bronze went to the Rebecca Black post "Songwriting Isn't For Everyone."

On that note, we'd like to thank everyone who has ever visited the Tosh.0 blog, especially those of you who are sticking through these painfully long-winded Tosh.0 Blog Awards!

2011 was easily our most popular year on the blog.  We set records for biggest week ever and best month ever.  Every week, well over 1 million of you stop by to read terrible jokes we wrote about things we found on better websites.

…and for that, Carly and I thank you.

Now I'm off to spend the pile of money I earned doing the easiest job ever.

Whoever gave the old lady with the walker and oxygen tank's heart away a day after receiving it last Christmas was a very horrible person.

Holy shit. If I knew Target had one of those TVs that doesn't have commercials on it, I too would have braved the crowds on Black Friday.

Also, a toddler-sized shark diving cage is not a bad idea. What are you supposed to do with your kids when you go shark diving? Leave them in the hands of some irresponsible sitter?

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Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, Daniel sits down with a guy who lost a quick draw contest against himself.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at 10!