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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

This Dude Knows How To Shoot a Gun

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 16, 2010 at 2:00PM

If '80s action movies have taught us anything, it's that no one actually hits each other during a shootout.  You can have a dozen rounds shot at you, but at long as you quickly duck behind a wooden crate, you're untouchable.

What movies need is this guy!  He could have cut the movie Beverly Hills Cop down to sitcom length by nailing all the bad guys on the first try.

Problem is, this dude can only hit orange colored discs he throws with his own hand.  I saw him firing into a flock of pheasants once and he couldn't hit shit.  He's like the Tim Tebow of shooting: No matter how good he looks in the drills, he'll never make it in the pros.

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