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It might look sweet, but it really pinches your cheeks.

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Fox News: Admittedly full of shit

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What an arrogant soft drink that Sierra Mist is!

And what exactly do you mean when you tweet, "This stuff is tasty!"?  You mean Sierra Mist is tasty?  As in, you are Sierra Mist and you are tasty?

But if you're talking about Sierra Mist, you must be drinking Sierra Mist to note how tasty it is.  So what I'm envisioning is a giant can of Sierra Mist drinking a normal size can of Sierra Mist, which, frankly, is a bit disgusting — a soda drinking itself.

We'll see how far all of this braggadocio gets you, Mist.  I feel your time is coming.

P.S. Love your Cranberry Splash!  Tweet at me, homie!  For realz tho!  Let's work on a soda together!!!  LOL!!!

In between trying to amuse you punks, I occasionally work as a beer writer.  (If you think that sounds like a good job, you're wrong.  It's a great job.  Seriously.  I get free beer mailed to my door.  No joke.  You should consider having my life.)

So maybe the above Facebook comment entertained me more than it will you.  Still, you have to admire the depth of thought and literary devotion this person put into commenting on a "friend's" status.

To so many lazy people just clicking on the "Like" link, I say, take the time to respond to the statuses of your friends, families and stalkers with the utmost zeal and sarcasm.

Awaken the hatred for your fellow man that lingers deep in your bosom and tell your weak-minded brethren just how much their opinions' suck.

Be a total dick.  It's only Facebook.  What is this?  2004??  Who cares?

[P.S.  In case you are wondering, the best tasting beer ever is actually Yards Philadelphia Pale Ale.]

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