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'It's Off To Crack We Go'

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 6, 2013 at 11:00AM

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Yeah, things haven't been the same since Doc fell in.

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I Bet That Tattoo Never Even Happened

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 19, 2013 at 10:00AM

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Finally an answer to the age old debate of whether it's a rabbit or a face: it's a nipple.

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'The Power Of Dreams' Indeed!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 8, 2013 at 12:00PM

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The good news? Her haircut's not permanent.

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Oh, Ana. Poor, Poor Ana.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 28, 2013 at 10:00AM

Great, now she'll never be able to wear her hair up on the first date.

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An Angel Got Her Wings

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 20, 2013 at 4:00PM

Her boyfriend's dick is a celery stick.

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At Least She's Still Hot Enough To Get Laid

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 7, 2013 at 2:00PM

I can't believe my dad got a tattoo!

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So He's Loved A Couple Women. Big Deal!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 6, 2013 at 10:00AM

Actually Amanda and Claire are the names of his nipple rings. (One's a tiger in the sack, the other's totally prude.)

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'Yes, That Font's Perfect'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 4, 2013 at 10:00AM

It was gonna say "poor" but she ran out of money.

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Wait Is That A- Yes. Yes It Is.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 28, 2013 at 10:00AM

That fart's gonna be lingering forever.

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Okay, So I'm Officially Attracted To The Letter 'L'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 24, 2013 at 4:00PM

"He asked for an eagle but hey, you only live once!" -Tattoo artist

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