New Every Tuesday

Vote Now

Catch Tosh on Tour

Portable Potty

WATCH FULL EPISODES
CAPTION CHALLENGE

Watch three different full episodes every Tuesday.

Has Daniel made it? You Decide!

See Daniel doing stand-up live on tour and be forever changed. Buy tickets now!

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke in the comments.

TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 18

'It's Off To Crack We Go'

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 6, 2013 at 11:00AM

7dwarvescrack

Yeah, things haven't been the same since Doc fell in.

[via The Chive]

This Woman Has F*cked Everyone In Africa!

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 3, 2013 at 11:00AM

backblack

Do you think her boyfriend feels weird jizzing onto a picture of his home continent?

[via It Makes No Sense]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2013 at 4:30PM

male lingerie

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

-Lingerie for men, because nothing soaks up ball sweat quite like lace

-McDonald's breakfast all day? Yes please with a side of hash browns.

-This bear escape looks a lot like a dude holding a piece of cardboard

-15 really bad engagement photos that make me happy I'm UTTERLY ALONE

-Some hot girl's asses, because texting them to one guy is fucking prude

-The best Larry David tattoos… pret-ty pret-ty cool

-A Kim Kardashian clone showed up in Ray-J's video. Thankfully she wasn't pregnant.

-Women are stupid. Here's why.

-Prison reviews on Yelp. May I serve my sentence at Rikers, Your Honor?

-And Obama with bangs.

[photo via HommeMystere]

Oh, Vegan's My Mom's Name

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 25, 2013 at 3:00PM

vegandog

Yeah, everyone's a vegan until they're tempted by processed cow dick.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Uhh, The Correct Spelling Is 'Belieb'

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 23, 2013 at 11:00AM

achive

I once ate 17 baked potatoes in a row. #A-chive-ments

[via Acid Cow]

I Bet That Tattoo Never Even Happened

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 19, 2013 at 10:00AM

moontat

Finally an answer to the age old debate of whether it's a rabbit or a face: it's a nipple.

[via Izismile]

Proof That I Love My Sister

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 9, 2013 at 11:00AM

assholetat

I wonder if posing for this was awkward.

[via Imgur]

'The Power Of Dreams' Indeed!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 8, 2013 at 12:00PM

honda

The good news? Her haircut's not permanent.

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

Tags: 

back

bad

ew

honda

logo

slogan

stamp

tat

tattoo

the power of dreams

Now I Never Have To Lose Weight

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 2, 2013 at 11:00AM

"If this doesn't get women to touch me, I don't know what will."

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

Classy

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 20, 2013 at 1:00PM

Really glad this scene was cut from 'Memento.'

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

PREVIOUS 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

WHAT'S HOT

Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored

Posted: 03/12/13

Total Views: 187,332

Web Redemption - Fat Bottle Ninja

Posted: 03/12/13

Total Views: 106,445

Monkey Workout - Uncensored

Posted: 03/12/13

Total Views: 99,229

30 For 30.0 - Nerf Hoops - Uncensored

Posted: 05/14/13

Total Views: 95,837

I Did a Handrail

Posted: 04/30/13

Total Views: 95,149