Wake Up, Man Baby
Posted: 05/14/13
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Actually Amanda and Claire are the names of his nipple rings. (One's a tiger in the sack, the other's totally prude.)
[via Failblog]
A black panther AND a barber's pole? He's actually a lot more tolerant than I thought.
[via Izismile]
If we've learned one thing from the 2012 Blog Awards, it's that you guys can't get enough bad tattoos. Y'all just love 'em!
The year's most popular post was this absolutely terrible Couple's Heart Tattoo, which proves that all you need to do to become internet famous is be young and in love. And really stupid.
Thanks to everyone who voted in this year's awards! I've had a great time working over the holidays.
See you all in 2013… The year I start working out and saving money! Hahahaha.
Apparently when you get 15 Tattoos of Miley Cyrus, that makes you the year's saddest person. It also makes you Liam Hemsworth's #1 least favorite person, so congrats on winning two titles today, buddy.
Here's to hoping he still likes her now that she's cut off all her hair.
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