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At Least She's Still Hot Enough To Get Laid

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 7, 2013 at 2:00PM

I can't believe my dad got a tattoo!

[via I am Bored]

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So He's Loved A Couple Women. Big Deal!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 6, 2013 at 10:00AM

Actually Amanda and Claire are the names of his nipple rings. (One's a tiger in the sack, the other's totally prude.)

[via Failblog]

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'Yes, That Font's Perfect'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 4, 2013 at 10:00AM

It was gonna say "poor" but she ran out of money.

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

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Wait Is That A- Yes. Yes It Is.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 28, 2013 at 10:00AM

That fart's gonna be lingering forever.

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Okay, So I'm Officially Attracted To The Letter 'L'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 24, 2013 at 4:00PM

"He asked for an eagle but hey, you only live once!" -Tattoo artist

[via Izismile]

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Please Also Note The Soul Patch

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 18, 2013 at 4:00PM

A black panther AND a barber's pole? He's actually a lot more tolerant than I thought.

[via Izismile]

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Hey Look, It's Cookie Monster's Estranged Cousin

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 10, 2013 at 1:00PM

Is it me or are some people SUPER intense about their cats?

[via I Am Bored]

Yum

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 7, 2013 at 11:00AM

Do I like that tattoo? No. But who am I to fudge?

[via Happy Place]

The Year's Most Popular Post

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 28, 2012 at 6:00PM

If we've learned one thing from the 2012 Blog Awards, it's that you guys can't get enough bad tattoos. Y'all just love 'em!

The year's most popular post was this absolutely terrible Couple's Heart Tattoo, which proves that all you need to do to become internet famous is be young and in love. And really stupid.

Thanks to everyone who voted in this year's awards! I've had a great time working over the holidays.

See you all in 2013… The year I start working out and saving money! Hahahaha.

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The Year's Saddest Person

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 28, 2012 at 4:00PM

Apparently when you get 15 Tattoos of Miley Cyrus, that makes you the year's saddest person. It also makes you Liam Hemsworth's #1 least favorite person, so congrats on winning two titles today, buddy.

Here's to hoping he still likes her now that she's cut off all her hair.

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