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Thank God they got matching tattoos or else I wouldn't be able to tell they're a family.

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Call it what you want, but that "tadpole" is about to impregnate your ear.

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He started kicking five seconds after she had sex.

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He shaves his bush so it spells, "PUBES".

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When choosing a tattoo, it's important to always pick something super trendy that'll only be cool for another month and a half. Right, Zac Efron?

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I'd like to think that somewhere out there, they're riding bikes together over the moon at this very moment.

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"Best night ever! Because of what we did after this photo."

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"It's about my Dad, and how he loved the sea but also was a consumer who was always buying shit like fences. Maybe you don't get it. Anyway, I was his biggest fan."

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You know what his grandkids are going to say..

"..What the hell is a microwave?"

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This is the guitar Taylor Swift is always crying on.

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