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Hey, Your Guitar Tattoo Looks Like A Dick

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 22, 2012 at 11:00AM

This is the guitar Taylor Swift is always crying on.

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Combine These Three?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 15, 2012 at 12:00PM

Yep. That's gonna turn out real nice.

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A Kiss On The Cheek Is A Kiss On The Mouth

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 15, 2012 at 10:00AM

Darth Vader's mouth, that is.

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She's The Neighborhood Bike

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 9, 2012 at 1:00PM

Make sure you wear a helmet. On both heads.

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Calm Down With The Apostrophes, Guys

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 7, 2012 at 3:00PM

Unfortunately, that's not true.

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Let's Learn From This Guy's Mistake

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 26, 2012 at 5:00PM

All right. Your permanent decision-making privileges have been revoked.

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I Guess Good Judgement Develops Early

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 23, 2012 at 12:00PM

Breathe a sigh of relief, Mom. He isn't going to grow up to be this guy. Or this one. Or him.

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upset

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video

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What Bald Spot?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 12, 2012 at 2:00PM

Now if only he had hair to cover up that dumb tattoo.

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Just Make A Sign, Dude

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 10, 2012 at 11:00AM

Okay, now you read my lips. No.

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Who Says Tattoos Aren't Classy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 29, 2012 at 3:00PM

FACT: a butterfly tramp stamp is nothing without cum antennae.

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