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Tyke Tyson

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 28, 2014 at 11:00AM

As soon as daddy finished painting this on her face she immediately threatened to eat Lennox Lewis' children.

[via Daily Garlic]

Proud Indeed

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 26, 2014 at 10:00PM

Fun biological fact I just made up: Mother's breast sag at the rate of first born's foot growth.

[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]

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They Really Captured His Essence

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 24, 2014 at 10:00AM

Not surprising that a Maury fan has no idea how many letters are in "are" or "are not."

[via World Wide Interweb]

What A Positive Message

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 22, 2014 at 2:00PM

He heard that quote on a turbulent flight once and it just stuck with him.

[via No Way Girl]

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Looney Ink

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 22, 2014 at 1:00PM

"I've already got a cross on one side, so it only makes sense to pair it with a Tasmanian nipple-dick."

[via Prickly Legs]

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Is That Healthy?

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 20, 2014 at 10:00PM

Color me impressed that she knows the general location of her ovaries.

[via Uber Humor]

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