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MileyCyrusCarl's skin is covered in song titles, her signature, and a giant portrait of her face.

If you think that's creepy, you should see his Twitter page!

We couldn't reach Miley for comment but I assume she'd say something like, "I'm noddin' my head like yeah. I'm movin' my hips like yeah."

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This might not come as a surprise, but she didn't have to pay for that tattoo.

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Just 'cause you only live once doesn't mean the decisions you've made in that one life can't make you an idiot.

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If he wanted it to be really authentic, he'd be able to peel that tat off and stick it on the front of his bedroom door to piss off his parents.

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Get your own opinion, love!

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Thank her for not being this woman.

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"I know you have your heart set on being a waitress, but let's start you off in the kitchen and see if you're really Ruby Tuesday's material."

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Hey, why not put scratch-off cards under your plates at holiday meals or something like that?

Everyone wears silly hats on Christmas? I don't know. These are just suggestions that are less repulsive.

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If a guy with Mike Tyson's face for an ass can find love, then there is hope for us all.

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Jesus is her gardener. He's really into medical experiments.

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