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Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption!

Don't front on Sactown, baby.  They got museums like art, bitch!

[via The Daily What]

I'd rather not pay for a cab when that Legit Van Full Of Candy in front of you is offering rides for free.

[via izismile]

I think the second part is self-explanatory.

[via izismile]

Taxi Driver: "Well, we could use my mother's maiden name: Yurdickinmias."

NYC Taxi Commission: "Um, no, you know what, let's just stick with Ram Amandeep."

[via I Am Bored]

Remember to leave your suggestion for a Fan Favorite in the comments!

First, I'd like to address a fan question:

Answer: We stopped doing it.

Please don't ask me any other questions as I will never do that again.

Now… Onto this week's Fan Favorite!

This week, I'm featuring the "cab driver who falls asleep and crashes" because of loser's generous offer to check me for lumps.  Which is just what I need because I don't have heath insurance.  I prefer to spend my disposable monthly income on high end Argentinian Malbecs and paying off past due legal fees.

And don't say that was supposed to be a joke about me having man tits!  Males suffering from breast cancer is severely overlooked medical issue!

Oh, and thanks, loser, on the heads up on that viral video of the guy dancing into traffic that everyone has seen a million times.  I'll be sure to go hunt that one down!

We dug through hundreds of comments looking for the best user submitted caption for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

There were a lot of really great comments this week, but after much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by the user bayshore.

Raise your hand if you think babies taste like chicken!

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back tomorrow at 12 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 caption challenge using your phone, text COMEDY to 44686 and we'll send you the link. While there you can also sign up to get a text message whenever the latest caption challenge begins.

Think you're funnier than Tosh.0?  Post your own joke about this picture in the comments.  Then check back Monday at 4pm when we'll post our favorite!

"Why aren't any of these taxis stopping?!"