taylor swift

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• An extreme unibrow. Or as I like to call it, "forehead mustache."
• Proof that Taylor Swift is a Satan worshipper from the past. As if you needed proof!
• My Bike is just an excellent rap song by children.
• Here are some bikini girls because your attention span is very short.
• Let's play Real Or Fake: Bird Catch. I say real because I WANT IT TO BE REAL.
• Cooking With Skrillex is internet gold. But where's his half-hairnet?
• 10 awesome Vine videos. Warning: nobody's naked. :(
• Easy breakfasts, because you're literally too stupid to feed yourself.
• Rich parents hire handicapped Disney tour guides so their kids can skip the lines. This story is perfect on so many levels.
• A pug watches the final scene in Homeward Bound. SHADOW!!!!
• Bonus Link: One Tiny Hand. Yes it's old, yes it's still fabulous.

[photo via Vidiload]

Alex Trebek is kind of turning into a bitch in his old age, no?

[via Buzzfeed]

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

If only the Beyonce documentary had close ups like this.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

"Do something"?  Um…  Okay, here's Taylor Swift covering Eminem's "Lose Yourself"…

I can only assume that's what she wanted.

If you don't like it, blame Kendall.  It was her bday wish.

Welp, that's it guys. We've come full circle. "Imma let you finish" jokes are officially unfunny now.

LOL? More like OLD.

Way to go, Kanye. You ruined the one good thing you started.

[@kanyewest]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Put the remote down, Scottie. It will get better.

Kanye took to Twitter Saturday to make a 72 tweets-long apology to Taylor Swift.

Basically, he wishes everyone would forget what happened a year ago and realize that he is a passionate human that just wants to help the world.

The apology seems heartfelt. But it's been a year! Who cares anymore? I'm not even going to make an "imma let you finish" joke because in Internet time, a year is forever. This feud is old.

The Internet has newer, better things to care about. So move on, Kanye! You're not our favorite crazy black guy anymore.

Run and tell that, homeboy!

[in letter form on Gizmodo]

Even multi-platinum Grammy award-winning artists are getting impatient over the return of Tosh.0.

Will June 2nd ever come?!?Ugh, feels like forever. To cope, I've written a song about the heartbreak of having to wait.

Tosh.0 take me somewhere we can be alone

I'll be waiting, all that's left to do is run

The old stuff is funny but I want to see something new

It's a great show, baby, tell me May is through

Shit, it's still April. Whatever, you guys. I'm gonna go cry on my guitar.

In his first public appearance since the VMAs, Kanye West apologized last night on some crazy new talk show I've never heard of (as seen above).

Mr. West seems to be reaching out via all forms of media in an attempt to clear his name, but he continues to be today's biggest source of Internet fodder and online mockery.

So what do you think?  Do Kanye's apologies ring true or is he just trying to preserve his own ego as any good egomaniac would?

When Kanye-bashing, the all-caps thing works especially well.

Single-serving one-liner sites like Barack Obama is Your New Bicycle (and more recently, Joe Wilson is Your Pre-Existing Condition) were the precursor to micro-humor-blogs like FML. Well, since interrupting Taylor Swift's VMA speech this weekend, even Kanye West has earned one: Kanye Needs to STFU. Here are a few iterations of the joke, from the new Kanye site:

KANYE IS JUST WAITING FOR YOUR PRIEST TO ASK 'IF ANYONE KNOWS WHY THIS MAN AND WOMAN SHOULD NOT BE WED…'

KANYE NEEDS TO BE HANDCUFFED TO FURNITURE AT AWARD SHOWS

KANYE NEEDS A TIME-OUT WITH NO MILK AND COOKIES

But why stop with Kanye? Here are a few single-serving sites that I think need making:

• Michael Jackson is Your Favorite Tribute Show
• Beyonce is Your Second Acceptance Speech
• Lady Ga Ga is Your Maybe-Hermaphrodite
• Taylor Swift is Your Country Music Singer

In the comments, leave your single-serving website ideas or some one-liners that could go with the sites above. Better yet, take a crack at a single-serving site yourself. Wired has some instructions.

[via Mat]