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Months! For months and months we've wondered. We've spent sleepless nights waiting and speculating. We've hardly been able to think about anything else.

WHAT WILL CONAN O'BRIEN NAME HIS NEW TELEVISION SHOW???

My first vote would have been American Idol. But seeing how that is taken by some less deserving fools, I'll settle for something else.

Conan.0 maybe? That's got a nice ring to it.

[via Movie Web]

Conan has announced via his Twitter account that he will host a new late-night show on TBS starting this November. Yay! Right?

The cable channel (Mike Pomranz's favorite due to the regularity of Tyler Perry shows and Sex and the City reruns) has bumped George Lopez back to midnight to give Coco the 11pm time slot.

In a statement regarding the deal Conan joked, "In three months, I've gone from network television to Twitter to performing live in theaters, and now I'm headed to basic cable. My plan is working perfectly."

I guess this is a good thing. It just kind of came out of left field. But any channel is better than no channel at all. Unless, of course, that channel is ESPN. In which case I'd rather just turn the TV off. Eww, sports.

While most people agree that the Twitter account @shitmydadsaysis mildly funny, we can't all justify it's creator, Justin Halpburn, getting a TV deal with CBS for it's own TV show. A show based off a Twitter account? Even we know that's a bad idea.

If we all knew our tweets had the potential do to anything more than fill everyone in on our mundane statuses, I'm sure we'd all try harder. Or we wouldn't; because Twitter is – and always will be – completely pointless. There's not much more depressing than someone getting paid ridiculous amounts of money for having a mildly entertaining Twitter account… or is there?

After the jump, I've come up with a few more ridiculous Internet-related TV deals that could be pitched so we (me) can stop feeling bad about our (my) Tweets being anything less than television show worthy.

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