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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The best used car ad ever. Extra junk in that trunk. 
• A crazy naked guy ninja-ing in the subway. He must do yoga. And drugs.
• 24 things to do to a passed out friend, IF they leave their shoes on.
• Ciara got served on stage. Like, with a lawsuit.
• A 6th grade teacher showed his class Saw. Homework: Have nightmares!
• Kanye may have cheated on Kim with a model, and I use the term "model" loosely.
• A Wendy's location has a 9-patty burger, in case you want to kill yourself but aren't sure of the MEATIEST way to do it.
• A woman with a chainsaw and a ski mask chased kids around her neighborhood. What else is she supposed to do? Missouri is boring.
• Amanda Bynes is still on top of her Twitter game. And is coming out with an album.
• Top ten highest budget pornos. Remember when Pirates came out?! The good ol' days.
• And a very sexy Turkish model. Happy Humpday!

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The best Lion King rap ever. Rafiki be smokin' that weed and shit.
• A Bad Lip Reading of The Walking Dead. Zombies say the darnest things!
• A hot teacher was banging a 10th grader and got caught because she acted like a 10th grader
• Here's footage of Reese Witherspoon's arrest. 'Murica.
• This little boy fighting a couch is pure gold. That'll teach it not to eat the remote!
• Bad girls bend at the waist. Regular girls do too, if we're being anatomically correct here.
• Guy thinks he has a runny nose for a year. NOPE YOUR BRAIN'S LEAKING.
• She takes pictures with every celebrity. Also, refuses to change hairstyles.
• 25 awkward moments in handshake history. Thank god I just wink at people.
• And let's check in on Amanda Bynes. Guys she's not crazy. That's just how she works out.

[photo via Daily of the Day]

And by the way, one of you is getting an "F" for ball symmetry.

[via The Chive]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Cookie tacos beg the question: should you dunk them in horchata?
• Gary Busey tells us how to have sex in trees. Thanks, but I could just ask a squirrel.
• Man Vs Wild producer got a snake bite and OHMYGODHOLYFUCK
• Here's lingerie model Erin Heatherton, who will never be your girlfriend
• This weather blooper reminds me a lot of when Ashlee Simpson was on SNL
• The Korean masturbating teacher is probably fired
• A missed connection at the Grilled Cheese Invitational is pretty gouda
• 19 medical emergencies only Yahoo! Answers can solve. Lots of things going up buttholes.
• A leopard vs a piñata proves that all species enjoy fiestas Mexicanas
• And in case you somehow completely missed the best post ever, here's Small Dad.

[photo via sheknows]

"According to this truth table, all our loved ones have drowned."

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?++? Looks like somebody enjoys the chase.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

I assume by "that" you mean "learning."

Joke's on you, Mrs. Lockheart. I can still scratch my ass.

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The smart money is on this guy having a mustache.

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It depends.  How good is this gay porn?

[via The Daily What]