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We did it! Well, the one half-black guy half did it.

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If a guy who looked like Cindy Brady could grow up to be such a stud then just imagine what life has in store for you!

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

It's not about whether you win or lose but how good you look doing it.

Go Team High Fashion.

I'm actually impressed how well the lion handles that cock.  I think this backfired.  Score one for the lion team!

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The guys at Centro Universitario Mexico know what I'm talking about.

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And by "your team" I mean the uncircumcised.

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The competition was hard. The match was long. The tension grew and grew. But in the end, they rose to the top.

Okay, that's enough.

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According to my favorite site on the Internet — TinEye — this image is old as dirt.

But it's new to The High Definite and it's new to me, so if it's new to you… you're welcome.  You've had a long week so far.  You deserve it.

For everyone who has yet to understand that the point of a blog is to be pointless, let this be exhibit A.

Larry Granillo, blogging for Wezen-Ball.com (my favorite nonsensically named baseball blog), has compiled the records for all of Charlie Brown's baseball teams.

And I'm not talking about Charles Edward Brown who apparently "started 4 games for the Cleveland Spiders in 1897."  I'm talking about the cartoon character.  From the Peanuts comic strip.  He owned Snoopy.

Why would someone want to do this?  I have absolutely no idea.  And I am a BIG Peanuts fan.  Back in elementary school while all the other kids were getting laid, I collected Peanuts books.  I loved them.  I often found them for fifteen cents at the local Paperback Trader.  Fifteen cents was a lot of money back in 1988.  My memories of history may be hazy and flawed.

But even as a Peanuts fan, this whole thing doesn't particularly interest me.  However, I applaud him nonetheless… as much as I would applaud someone who counted how many times Garfield ate lasagna or how many times Mary Worth was raped.

Because, as I said at the beginning, the point of a blog should be pointlessness.  Where else can this sort of information be disseminated?  The, quote, "traditional news media", unquote, doesn't care how many times fictional, retired comic strip characters achieved meaningless goals.  Only the Internet concerns itself with such matters.

So concern on Internet!  Concern on!

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