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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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Last Friday, we showed you "Techno Turtle" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

"Techno Turtle" got a lot of heat this week.  He thinks he's the hot sh*t on the block right now.  Let's take that turtle down a peg.

Think you got a funnier name for this video?  Let us know in the comments!  Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

Surprise, surprise.  The winning title from last week's Rename This Video vote was "Lunch break for the retards at Tosh.0" from JesusLicker.  Obviously, JesusLicker tapped into your guys favorite thing to poke fun at… us.  Thanks.  We love you too.  At the very least, JesusLicker, stop licking Jesus.  You could get infected with "the holy spirit" (aka gonorrhea).

Old people doing just about anything can be funny on the internet.

Reddit filed this video of "Technoviking's grandma" under WTF but I think it makes perfect sense. I mean, being really, really senile is basically the same thing as dropping acid, right?

If I'll be spending my retirement days dancing to techno in broad daylight with a bunch of Italians, I'm officially cashing in my 401k right now.