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Last Thursday, we showed you "Teddy Bear the Porcupine's Pot of Gold" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Teddy Bear the Porcupine's Pot of Gold."  Yes, I realize St. Patrick's Day was last weekend, but I'll have forgotten about this video by next year, so grab yourself a 5-day-old green beer and start brainstorming titles.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Bruce Griffin with his title "'Why I Don't Have a Husband' in C major."  It's funny because it sounds like the title of a fancy classical song but it's actually about how she sucks.  Congratulations, Bruce!

Taking stuffed animals on a date is a great way to stay a virgin whether you want to or not.

But it's especially effective if your stuffed animals sound like they drive a windowless van.

[via BuzzFeed]

At just £30, this stuffed animal from The Last Tuesday Society is the perfect gift for many occasions!

• Give it to a child you don't like
• Give it to a child that's curious about nightmares
• Give it to your girlfriend to tell her both of her personalities are adorable
• Give it to conjoined twins on Valentine's Day

Or give it to me. Because I believe that two is better than one when it comes to nipples, hands, and heads!

[via The DW]

I love Misery Bear.

The first time I watched, I was like, Eh, that's kind of slow or whatever. But after watching it a second time I realized…

This bear is sooo f'ing miserable.

How can you not love a bear that tweets: "going to get drunk now"?  Or drinks Jack Daniel's to do his laundry?

If Misery Bear doesn't simultaneously ruin and make your day, you just don't have enough compassion in your life for alcoholic teddy bears.