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You know you look cool when you have to go on TV to explain that you look cool.
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Screw online dating.† All you need is a chalkboard, that magic touch and a loose definition of "age of consent."
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When I was a kid, it was all about fitted caps.† Now kids want to wear hats with adjustable backs??
But I also think talking about stuff like drugs and acting like a thug makes sense, so what do I know.
This just in! According to Alvin C. Bronstein, MD, medical director for the Rocky Mountain Poison and Drug Center:
"…teens who engage in [the cinnamon challenge] often choke and vomit, injuring their mouths, throats and lungs. Teens who unintentionally breathe the cinnamon into their lungs also risk getting pneumonia as a result."
Pneumonia! And†"videos on the Internet" are to blame. (That's us, guys.) The Poison Center wants parents to talk to their teens, "explaining that what may seem like a silly game can have serious health consequences".
Read the full article here. And be careful out there.
ALSO, surprise trust falls may result in smallpox.
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You'd think Selena Gomez would be able to get her whole family in.
In the eighties, Kelly Ripa was on a show where they "spotlighted" teens very seductively slow-dancing with each other. I guess that was a thing people liked to watch on TV then. I don't know, I was busy watching Fraggle Rock.
This kind of reminds me of a 20 Seconds on the Clock we did last season. Kids are the cutest.
Anyway, I sincerely hope this is the creepiest video of teens slow-dancing you'll see today. Weirdo.
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