teens

"Hey, neat trick! Can I get up now?"

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I didn't know jerking off had a valedictorian.

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You know you look cool when you have to go on TV to explain that you look cool.

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Screw online dating.  All you need is a chalkboard, that magic touch and a loose definition of "age of consent."

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When I was a kid, it was all about fitted caps.  Now kids want to wear hats with adjustable backs??

But I also think talking about stuff like drugs and acting like a thug makes sense, so what do I know.

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This just in! According to Alvin C. Bronstein, MD, medical director for the Rocky Mountain Poison and Drug Center:

"…teens who engage in [the cinnamon challenge] often choke and vomit, injuring their mouths, throats and lungs. Teens who unintentionally breathe the cinnamon into their lungs also risk getting pneumonia as a result."

Pneumonia! And "videos on the Internet" are to blame. (That's us, guys.) The Poison Center wants parents to talk to their teens, "explaining that what may seem like a silly game can have serious health consequences".

Read the full article here. And be careful out there.

ALSO, surprise trust falls may result in smallpox.

Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

Daniel tries to figure out why anyone would want to do sketch comedy in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.

Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, Daniel gives the Internet's worst sketch the Hollywood treatment.

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You'd think Selena Gomez would be able to get her whole family in.

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In the eighties, Kelly Ripa was on a show where they "spotlighted" teens very seductively slow-dancing with each other. I guess that was a thing people liked to watch on TV then. I don't know, I was busy watching Fraggle Rock.

This kind of reminds me of a 20 Seconds on the Clock we did last season. Kids are the cutest.

Anyway, I sincerely hope this is the creepiest video of teens slow-dancing you'll see today. Weirdo.

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