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This video is called "Close Encounter With a Zebra."� That's actually the zebra screaming.� FYI.� Does that give you something to work with?� Probably not.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Dave Stretton with his title, "Porcupine Eats Corn on the Cob and Makes Crazy Noises While Annoying Slut Attempts to Steal Food."� It's funny because he called that nice lady a slut.� Congratulations, Dave!

"Dr. Ruby is efficient but her hands taste disgusting." -Yelp Reviewer

[via The DW]

Last Friday, we showed you "World Record Guy Husking Coconuts with his Teeth" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "World Record Guy Husking Coconuts with his Teeth."� Because you never know when you'll need a coconut as quickly as possible, yet do not possess the tools necessary to husk one.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Brett Adams with his title: "Transformers: Where Are They Now?"� It's funny because it makes a relevant pop culture reference while simultaneously subverting our expectations being that the tractor certainly is not actually a Transformer.� Congratulations, Brett!

A�plumber from England named Barmy Baz Franks spent six hours in a dentist?s chair getting Prince William and Kate Middleton?s faces tattooed on his teeth.

?I love the Royal Family and this was my way of lending my support to their Big Day,? Franks said of his tats, which should last about three months.

The procedure cost Barmy��1,000 and (I'm guessing) all of his friends. To translate, that's $1,600 and his mom.

[via Dangerous Minds]

The South's most popular brand of toothpaste.� Now available in Arizona!

[via Reddit]

I don't know who's into watching some girl's teeth grow out of her face, but someone is because they're watching this garbage online and now I've seen it. Enough already with the time lapse videos.

This little girl is supposed to go through school being mocked for having screwy teeth, be forced to get braces and stop smiling for 4 years while they fix those things. Instead, she's got thousands of YouTube views from a bunch of dental freaks who think this sort of thing is cool. Newflash: it's not! So knock it off!

(Am I being weird because I had braces for eight years and still can't eat corn on the cob like normal people? Absolutely.)

[via The Daily What]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

See, I was thinking we might actually lose as many as one fan for that joke.� I just didn't think that one fan would tweet about it.

Wil, I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that your third exclamation point is the exclamation point of sarcasm.

Going after Jewel's teeth is like going after Paris Hilton's sluttiness or Magic Johnston's AIDS: It's a comedic standard by now.� I don't even think Jewel is offended anymore.� If she was, she would have had those things fixed a long time ago.� Like long ago.� Like back when people still cared about her.� That's how long.

But if you really were offended, Wil, so be it.� You can't please everyone.� That's the lesson I learned from listening to Jewel's music.

All new episodes return June 2nd at 10:30pm/9:30c on Comedy Central! I'm pretty sure Jewel will be watching.

There aren't many greater things than toothbrush sexual innuendoes, right? Well, sexual innuendoes and new episodes of Tosh.0.

Tune in TONIGHT at 10p/9c on Comedy Central for a BRAND NEW EPISODE of TOSH.0!!!

Britain's High Court ordered the first ever 'writ to be served' on Twitter yesterday to an anonymous tweeter who'd been impersonating someone on the site. I had to look up "writ to be served" because I tend to stay out of legal trouble and impersonating others, but in layman's terms it has something to do with telling someone to knock something off that they're doing.

Does this mean I can get served just by checking my @replies?

I must be in the clear- all I'm seeing here are RT's of my fart jokes. �Using Twitter as a means to serve people legal documents is as good of an idea as divorcing someone via a fax. �Right, Phil Collins? �

Must be a British thing.