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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 20, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

so good

One day we'll be great, and then you won't be able to watch it at all.

And here's a special What You're Saying About Sam:

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You're so sweet! Thank you for believing in my life choices.

I'll Be Honest, He's Not Aging Well

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 17, 2013 at 4:00PM

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He's had the soul patch since he was 9.

[via Izismile]

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Pole Dancing. So Hot Right Now.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 9, 2013 at 4:00PM

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Posted without comment.

[via Izismile]

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Not Sure A DNA Test Is Necessary, But Okay.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 26, 2013 at 10:00AM

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So awkward when your husband's black and you pop out a blonde.

…See what I did there?

[via Imgur]

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Sounds About Right

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 10, 2013 at 12:00PM

I feel like she should meet last night's Web Redemption. Something tells me they'd hit it off.

[via Barstool]

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addiction

chicken

climax

fast food

food

orgasm

Popeyes

Sex

show

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television

tv

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I KNEW The Internet Would Find Me A Husband

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 9, 2013 at 2:00PM

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Does this guy in an oatmeal sweater photobomb the shit out of British news, or does this guy in an oatmeal sweater photobomb the shit out of British news.

More here. Look, but don't touch. I got dibs.

[via The Chive]

Chicks. Amiright?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 4, 2013 at 12:00PM

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In her defense, after she saw the snake she caught her husband in bed with the maid and THEN burned down the house.

[via Fail Nation]

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UPDATE On Daniel's Petitions To The President

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 3, 2013 at 5:00PM

The White House took down two of our petitions! Not. Cool.

Bed, Bath & Beyond Petition

Apparently the government wants to think they're getting a better deal on an ice cream maker than their neighbor, even though it's obvious their neighbor ALSO got a 20% off coupon, because they took down our Bed, Bath & Beyond proposal.

Dave Chappelle Petition

Then they saw the Dave Chappelle petition, but were still so mad about the coupons! So that one is down too. You can't get between somebody and their savings.

Turns out it's really hard to change America. But you can still sign these other petitions:

1. Pass a law to unite the Dakotas into one state.

2. Get rid of all coins. And $10's and $50's. And butterscotch hard candies. 

3. Grant US citizenship to any Mexican who can make a killer fish taco. 

This Reporter Isn't Afraid Of Anything

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 27, 2013 at 2:00PM

…Except cunnilingus.

[via Uber Humor]

Who Is This Guy, And Is He Single

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 15, 2013 at 2:00PM

He doesn't always pick his nose but when he does, he makes sure we're live.

[via Izismile]

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