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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

One day we'll be great, and then you won't be able to watch it at all.

And here's a special What You're Saying About Sam:

You're so sweet! Thank you for believing in my life choices.

He's had the soul patch since he was 9.

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Posted without comment.

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So awkward when your husband's black and you pop out a blonde.

…See what I did there?

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I feel like she should meet last night's Web Redemption. Something tells me they'd hit it off.

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Does this guy in an oatmeal sweater photobomb the shit out of British news, or does this guy in an oatmeal sweater photobomb the shit out of British news.

More here. Look, but don't touch. I got dibs.

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In her defense, after she saw the snake she caught her husband in bed with the maid and THEN burned down the house.

[via Fail Nation]

The White House took down two of our petitions! Not. Cool.

Apparently the government wants to think they're getting a better deal on an ice cream maker than their neighbor, even though it's obvious their neighbor ALSO got a 20% off coupon, because they took down our Bed, Bath & Beyond proposal.

Then they saw the Dave Chappelle petition, but were still so mad about the coupons! So that one is down too. You can't get between somebody and their savings.

Turns out it's really hard to change America. But you can still sign these other petitions:

1. Pass a law to unite the Dakotas into one state.

2. Get rid of all coins. And $10's and $50's. And butterscotch hard candies. 

3. Grant US citizenship to any Mexican who can make a killer fish taco. 

…Except cunnilingus.

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He doesn't always pick his nose but when he does, he makes sure we're live.

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