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You know you're desperate to get laid when you're sexting Storage Wars.

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You know, dude…  A magic "wand."  It's that thing you wish you had to make this embarrassing video disappear off YouTube.

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Just cause you don't have Heidi Klum around anymore doesn't mean you've lost your libido.

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Don't worry, only one person died.  Some asshole in the ABC-2 News graphics department.

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To be fair, Cars does teach kids the valuable lesson that even Pixar will half-ass a movie to sell toy cars.

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Buy her a Kinect for fuck's sake.

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The dramatic twist is that the washing machine is filled with the dismembered parts of his murder victims.  Chung-CHUNG!

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Don't say the Tosh.0 Blog never covers the 2012 elections.

Daily Show who??

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In the same episode, if you listen closely you can hear Boober whispering, "If you can hear this, you've been smokin' too much weed around your fuckin' kids, man."

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Well, for starters, 4 letters.

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