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Finally. A legitimate answer to the worst interview question.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

And you get crack 4 lunch?! I want your job.

This was the day God got sick of tennis and created Tim Tebow.

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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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What makes this even crazier is that Caroline Wozniacki was about to serve match point (you know, to win the match).

My guess is Alizé Cornet's voicemail sounded something like this…

"Oh my god!  Alizé!  I'm so sorry!  That was me.  I'm watching you on TV and I was calling and you had to go turn off your cellphone!  Oh my god!  Ha!  That's actually kind of funny.  …  But anyway, like I said, I'm watching you and you're about to lose, which sucks, or whatever, but on a good note, I was hoping we could grab dinner a little bit earlier because I am star–  Oh, and you just lost.  Awesome.  I'm leaving now.  I'll be there in about 20 minutes.  See ya.  Bye."

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Just like in real life: some people are awesome, some are even more awesome, and some are totally fake.

And then others are just trying to promote their shitty band.

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Being a multi-millionaire in your twenties.

It's hilaaaarious!

If you had a net worth of $50 million or $140 million, you would be cracking up. I could tell you anything and you would just burst out laughing.

Me: "Your house just burned to the ground."

You: " Ahahaha! Now I'll have to live in one of my seven other houses! This is just too funny! Bring me my Shetland Pony. I want to feed it Cuban cigars."

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Last night at the U.S. Open, the scuffle you see above not only got fans in the cheap seats excited, it also briefly delayed a match between No. 3 seed Novak Djokovic and unseeded Philipp Petzschner.

Now, it's important to note that what you don't see is that before this video starts the woman slapped that hammered dude in his face.  Hard.  You can watch that vicious smack over at the NY Post.  (It may change your mind on whose fault this is.)

It's also important to note that the first few rounds of the U.S. Open are boring as shit.  If I wanted to see unseeded tennis players competing, I'd head over to my local playground.

If I was up there, I'd either be totally sloshed or be asking someone to punch me in the face too… just so I could feel something… anything.

So I'd say cut all three involved some slack.  That's the most fun anyone's going to have at the U.S. Open until at least the quarterfinals.

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It's that time of year. The time when people who play tennis and/or think Maria Sharapova is hot tune in to watch the U.S. Open.

I'm one of those avid tennis fans. And I know that when I think tennis, I think Lil Wayne.

Obviously Sports Illustrated does too. Because they sent a self-addressed stamped envelope and three leafs of SI stationary to Lil Wayne's prison cell so he could send back a hand-written note giving his thoughts on the tournament.

(I'm not joking.)

It begins with an expression of appreciation for the opportunity and it goes on to predict "Nadal wins it all". Read the full letter here.

And be sure to watch the U.S. Open, guys! It's what all the imprisoned, rapper/blogger cool kids do.

I am currently on an airplane.  Thus, the possibility is slightly higher that I may be doing this.

But alas, I am not.  I am just blogging.  The same crap I do on land.

So next time you think you are cool using the Internet in the middle of the air, realize we haven't come as far as we think.  Airplane tennis still isn't even an internationally recognized sport!  How can I petition The X Games?!

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