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Ah, the Lohan family crest.

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

Her boyfriend's dick is a celery stick.

[via Acid Cow]

This really trumps my ALLERGIC TO CATS tramp stamp.

[via I am Bored]

Last Thursday, we showed you "Terrible Child Hates Island Resort Vacation" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Terrible Child Hates Island Resort Vacation."  We give you so many animal videos, I figured it was good to mix things up with a child who acts like an animal.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Jarod Cahoon with his title, "Charlie Sheen can do this with his nose."  Hey!  Which reminds me!  Did you know that Comedy Central will be airing The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen on September 19th!?  Did ya??!?  *cough*

Next week on Tosh.0, Daniel gives the world's worst metal band a Web Redemption.

Turn down your hearing aid and tune in to an ALL NEW episode Tuesday at 10!

Cecilia Cassini shit a golden egg after seeing Alexander Wright's on-air interview.

It takes her at least 15 seconds to say something intolerably obnoxious. But this child of the underworld found a way to be the worst kid ever in under 10.

Like, omigod, Cecilia, stop him! He's stealing your spotlight and using it to sun his back!

[via The DW]

Name two people who should never star in an abstinence PSA. Ready….go!

If you named The Situation and Bristol Palin, then you are correct.

OK, here's another. Name two people who are really terribly, horribly bad at acting. Ready…go!

If you said The Situation and "B. Palin", you're right again.

I'll also accept the name of any cast member of "Hellcats" for those of you who didn't catch on to the game. As well as Keanu Reeves and Chris Klein, obviously.

Anyway, THIS IS BAD.

[via MTV]

A few weeks ago I shared my motivation behind never having children. Namely, my fear of spawning a child that's anything like 11 year-old fashion designer Cecilia Cassini.

Well, good news! The birth control is back in the limelight! And this time, she's wearing Hammer Pants on her head.

If possible, Cecilia is even more obnoxious in this interview. During the sewing teacher story, my ovaries completely shut down. Just to be on the safe side.

[via The DW]

Sometimes I feel like a "Before", just put on this Earth to follow around a better looking version of myself in an attempt to sell clinical treatments.

Then I realize things could be worse. I could be the kid declaring war on behalf of Justin Bieber.

[via The DW]