terrible comedians

Here's what you missed over the weekend: They released this year's Gathering of the Juggalo's infomercial!  If you haven't watched it, go watch it now.  The ridiculousness that is the infomercial is possibly more legendary than the event itself.

I've never really felt one way or another about Juggalos.  It's not inherently funny.  And I'm a "live and let live" kind of guy, so as long as where they're living isn't in my building and they don't murder any of my relatives (the ones I like), they can go on doing whatever they want to do.

But then, I saw this year's video, when it all made sense…

Around the 4:25 mark, they announce the comedians who will be performing… Tom Green, Gallagher (he'll be "up in this bitch though, smashing watermelons with the Sledge-O-Matic and shit") and Ron Jeremy.

I was stunned.  It's like The Gathering took the most rejected, unwanted comedians on the face of the planet… and accepted them.

I am one of the most disliked comedians on the planet!  That's why I'm forced to earn a living writing for the Tosh.0 blog.  The show calls me names and beats me up… makes fun of me because I am different and not good at my job and not particularly well educated

But the Juggalos will accept me!  All I have to do is wear some makeup and listen to terrible derivative hip-hop and the Juggalos will let me be one of them.  Finally, I might achieve what I have never had before… acceptance.  Now I know why people join the Juggalos!

See you at The Gathering!  MMFCL.

[via The Daily What]