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Reliable Sitter

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 26, 2014 at 1:00PM

"Found her on Angie's List. She's quiet, great with kids, and we can pay her in goats!"

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A Road Less Traveled

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 14, 2014 at 10:00PM

Dating Tip: Hey ladies if you live on this road maybe you should just meet your date at the restaurant.

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I'll Never Poop Again

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 14, 2014 at 8:00PM

Or better yet, set the toilets on fire then get into your car and drive as far away as possible.

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Holiday Horror

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 10, 2013 at 1:00PM

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me… holy shit what the fuck is that thing?!?

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Well Hello There, My Worst Nightmare

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 18, 2013 at 11:00AM

A dozen tiny opossums combined into one super-opossum = Definitive proof that there is no God.

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