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Ladies, you don't have to tell your man you're pregnant to get him to put a ring on it. You have to stop being a lying, sneaky bitch.
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Ladies, you don't have to tell your man you're pregnant to get him to put a ring on it. You have to stop being a lying, sneaky bitch.
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Hard to argue with that logic.
And to get millimeters, you just add a "milli". Hit me again.
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