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Oh, the drinks are still expensive. But now they buy their clothes at Hot Topic.

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Let's do it, Tc! We could all afford to be more patriotic.

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Also: is not a pirate-themed hotel in Vegas.

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Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

I personally think aliens are made out of Jell-O but what the hell do I know.

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Coming out of the closet: everything's bigger in Texas

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Seriously though, be as gummy as possible.

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Thanks for the spoiler, Erik.

But yes, you're correct: Tonight's collegiate apparel is from the University of Texas.

The bad news is the rest of the episode has fled to the SEC.

A statue of David on a lawn in Abilene, Texas has prompted some "tough questions from neighborhood kids" like, "Mom, what is that?"

Well, shit. How could a parent ever respond to such a loaded inquiry?!?

"It's a statue", "it's art", or "it's a penis like your dad has" could never begin to quell that child's curiosity.

For the love of God, DO NOT take your kids to Italy. Keep them inside, in Texas, and away from a computer, lest their innocence be ripped right from their precious hands.

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This world's not gonna get any better. So we may as well go to Fat Ho Burgers and order the Supa Fly Ho W/ Chz.

Because when those deadly toxins eventually make their way over to the United States, I want to die knowing I've left no insensitively named meal uneaten.

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Big deal, topless piñatas are being sold in Texas. That's not that interesting.

But I LOVE this news story anyway because they've blurred the piñata boobs!!!

It's amazing! They're just hanging there like papier-mâché dolls do with giant censor bars across their chests. HA! That seems ridiculous to me.

I guess I have no grasp on what is and isn't acceptable to show on the news. Kind of like how CNN has no grasp on what is and isn't pornography.

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