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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

"I want your dong in my 'giner."

<<crunch crunch>>

<<turns up TV volume>>

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

I don't say this a lot but I feel bad for Pimp Juice. :-(

Me: What are you up to tonight?

Me: Not much, you?

Me: Nothing. We should hang out!

Me: Absolutely. Wanna drink a bunch of bourbon?

Me: Totally! I'd hate to drink alone.

[via Uber Humor]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

And we'll never ask you to help us move.

Isn't today Mother's Day?

No. That's Sunday.

Pls ignore. Will resend Sunday

[via reddit]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Kerning will do that to people.

There are "book" smarts and then there are "knowin yous ugly" smarts.

[via s3a-hippi3]

I partied once.  Wasn't as good as everyone says it is.

[via Epiclol]

They forgot some of the most common ones! Like:

11. DTF – down to figureskate (as in: it's the holiday time, which of my kids are DTF?)

12. MILF - mom i'd like to figureskate with (as in: hopefully there will be a few MILFs in my new playgroup)

And, of course:

13. FMLTWIA – figureskate with me like the whiz i am (self explanatory)

[via The Clearly Dope]

December 25th? Okay, one sec, let me just check my schedule.

Yeah, I can't. I'll be on my phone that day.

[via The High Def]