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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Hey, Dawn…  I plan on watching some Tosh.

What's your number?  Are you into bloggers?  What's your number?

Yeah, keys totally suck.  I would greatly prefer having a phone book full of doors' phone numbers.

"Oh, hi, door.  How are you doing?  Just calling to see if you wouldn't mind closing  for me.  Oh, you'll close?  Great.  Thanks, door.  You want me to bring you something back from Starbucks?  No?  Okay!  Talk to you when I get back in 2 minutes and have to get let back in!  Bye, door."

[via BuzzFeed]

"When Parents Text" is a new blog dedicated to the awesome, awkward, and confusing text messages parents send to their kids. I find it hilarious and very relatable.

In fact, just yesterday my mom I had the following text convo about my little brother's arm. (He had been tested for tuberculosis.)

Mom: look at chases left firearm to see if there is a rash let me know

Me: We already looked. He's fine. But he does have an alarming amount of earwax that probably needs to be taken care of

Mom: Saving up to make some candy

Yeah, I can't make that shit up.

[When Parents Text]

The Android and the iPhone each have apps now that make it possible to safely text while walking. The built-in cameras project an image of what's in front of you and set it as the background while you're texting.

What a useful invention!

You know when I was a kid we used to have walk blindly as we texted both ways in the snow.

[via LikeCOOL]

The image to the right has been making the rounds on the Internet.

People think there is something bizarre about responding to a conversation with the simple response of "Penis."

But is this really that exciting?  I have a friend Mark who used to do this all the time.  In fact, his response of "Penis" was so common, I actually emailed to ask him if this screengrab was from him.

His response:

"I have done that so many times I can not remember if that is one of mine or not. You have been penis'd!"

See?  This is old hat.  He even has a phrase describing the act: "being penis'd."

If you've never had someone reply to you in a conversation by simply saying "Penis", you obviously haven't had enough conversations!

[originally via Reddit]