texting

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Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was Gingers Have Souls (above)
• We found out what Daniel will be wearing
• A guy made a corny invention
• Someone got front row seats to a car chase
• We watched an assassination attempt in this week's Video Breakdown
• We had some Porch Time With Mema
• Daniel introduced us to Sports or Consequences
• And Daniel partook in some Textual Harassment.

Next episode: How to use Google Calendar to track your imminent death.

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That was God. He says "WHATTUUUP."

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Siri, tell me if I'm ever within 10 feet of a black bear.

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There are "book" smarts and then there are "knowin yous ugly" smarts.

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This just in: You look like a fucking idiot on live television.

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Dear our teacher Lili,
You know when you're
boring the class.
Seriously,
It's when we're all looking
down at our crotches
and smiling.
Sincerely,
Students

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December 25th? Okay, one sec, let me just check my schedule.

Yeah, I can't. I'll be on my phone that day.

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Just think how much "YES" would have won by if the poll included people who were too high to handle texting!

In other news, a FOX 7 rotary phone poll determined that the greatest TV show of all time is Bonanza.

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