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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 10, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

On last night's show, Daniel cleaned out his wallet, and gave his remaining gift card balances to those who need it most: Tosh viewers with access to both TV and internet.

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Congrats, guys! And for those of you who didn't get the gift cards: just buy your own pizza. It is literally the cheapest food.

Conflicting Instructions

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 3, 2012 at 5:00PM

Okay but only because you said please.

[via Rats Off!]

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thank you

underwear

Finally, Someone Appreciates The Jews

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 20, 2011 at 3:00PM

And we appreciate you, Chinese Restaurant Association, for making your delicious Moo Shu Pork with cat instead of the traditional cloven-hooved animal.

[via The DW]

One of the Many Reasons You're Looking Forward to Going Back to College

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 23, 2011 at 10:00AM

This sign was spotted near Penn State.  They're also wondering if your daughters brought any beer?

[via The High Definite]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 29, 2011 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

You're welcome, Tim.

Thank you for being so polite.  I think, in fact, this might be the first time anyone has ever been polite on the Internet.

The rest of you jerkfaces better step up your manners!

Thank You For Your Donations

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 27, 2010 at 5:00PM

With your generosity this season, you've donated a giant snow penis.

Thank you!

[via The HD]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 9, 2010 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Yes, Josh.  Yes we do.

And thank you.  Thank you, Josh.  I'm glad someone finally had the decency to say something!

You know Carly and I are reading your tweets.  We post a What You're Saying About Tosh.0 almost every day; we have to be reading your tweets.

And yet no one has ever had the decency to tweet, "Hey guys, Great job. Great site. Keep up the good work. Thank you. Lol."

So thank you, Josh.  Thank you for recognizing all of our hard work.

And as for the rest of you, I want to see similar politeness.  I want more thank yous!  You want us to use your tweet for WYSAT?  Maybe try giving us some much due praise for once.

You're welcome.

Thank Ewe

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | February 10, 2010 at 11:00AM

THANK EWE!

Totes OMG. I love this. It's how I want to say "thank you" every time I say it now.

Just like how I started saying "hey" differently. What do I mean?

HEYYYYYY!

[via Best Week Ever]

Last Week's Challenge Recap

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | November 20, 2009 at 10:00AM

On last week's show, Daniel Tosh challenged you guys to do a couple things:  guess his and comedian Todd Glass' lemonade boarding safeword, and create your own remix of Sittin' on a Toilet.  Since most of your safeword guesses turned out to be just your chance to curse and say vile things in a public forum, I'm going to pass on posting those and go straight to the toilet humor.  Get it?

You guys did great!  HustleUnion sent us THIS awesome remix, Urlesque posted a bunch of remixes on their site after we aired, and then there's this BABY:

Thanks everyone! Keep sittin' on that toilet until we come back for Season 2!

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