thanksgiving

Paris Hilton sure got old quick.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Aaron Meadows.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

I'm going to be spending my post-Thanksgiving dinner coma wondering why this exists.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

What are you thankful for? Let us know in the comments section.

I'm thankful I don't have to wade through internet garbage for a few days. I mean, I will anyway, but not cuz I have to.

You're right, I need to be thankful for the little things.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Have you ever thought about going pro with… whatever it is you're doing?

[via Imgur]

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was Taxi Dave (above)
• A turtle fell over
• We checked out some eyeball snot
• A kid got cocky with his pogo stick show and tell
• We put 20 seconds on the clock for a stretcher fail
• A redneck made a bonfire in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel showed us his favorite Subreddits
• And Daniel had Thanksgiving dinner with his fans.

You should eat more kale. All the cool kids are doing it. If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country.  Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait?

• Watch the three full episodes available on our site this week, featuring some bad advertisements: Home Shopping Network fail, insurance scam, and the Haboob wedding.
• Buy high quality Tosh Ts in the Tosh.0 store
• See classic Tosh.0 clips on our video page
• Or scroll down to read the rest of our daily blog

More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday!  Hopefully you'll be out of your turkey coma by then.

I know having sex with your Thanksgiving dishes is wrong, but some are just asking for it.

[via Happy Place]

Netflix is never too drunk to play with me.

[via Happy Place]

Thanks… But I'm gonna eat at Boston Market instead.

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