that's a knife

Played some Beethoven for actor Paul Hogan. He said ?That?s not a sonata, THATS a sonata!? and played a song so beautiful I wept for days.

Yes, the Chuck Norris era is long gone. But at That's not a knife…, comedian David Angelo is ushering in an epoch of one-liners around Paul Hogan and this clip from Crocodile Dundee. It's easy to get a hang of the formula once you've seen a few. I decided to take a crack at it:

I told actor Paul Hogan, "This is bullshit." He said, "That?s not a bullshit, THAT?S a bullshit!" And he coaxed a bull into shitting right there on the ground.

I was drinking tea and invited Paul Hogan to join me. A killer rhino began charging toward us — which he disabled by removing its horns with his teeth. He said "That's not my cup of tea, THAT's my cup of tea!"

Give it a try in the comments. It's harder than it looks. From the site:

Told Paul Hogan about this meme. He said, "That?s not a meme, THAT?S a meme!" And he pulled out a bigger knife. And I said "No, Paul, that?s not how it works."

[via Gorilla Mask]