Played some Beethoven for actor Paul Hogan. He said “That’s not a sonata, THATS a sonata!” and played a song so beautiful I wept for days.
Yes, the Chuck Norris era is long gone. But at That's not a knife…, comedian David Angelo is ushering in an epoch of one-liners around Paul Hogan and this clip from Crocodile Dundee. It's easy to get a hang of the formula once you've seen a few. I decided to take a crack at it:
I told actor Paul Hogan, "This is bullshit." He said, "That’s not a bullshit, THAT’S a bullshit!" And he coaxed a bull into shitting right there on the ground.
I was drinking tea and invited Paul Hogan to join me. A killer rhino began charging toward us — which he disabled by removing its horns with his teeth. He said "That's not my cup of tea, THAT's my cup of tea!"
Give it a try in the comments. It's harder than it looks. From the site:
Told Paul Hogan about this meme. He said, "That’s not a meme, THAT’S a meme!" And he pulled out a bigger knife. And I said "No, Paul, that’s not how it works."
[via Gorilla Mask]